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Best Instagram Captions (Fresh 2018’s List!)

You may  make an Instagram account for social media clout but the chances that you’ll get the Instagram clout are trifling because there are more than 800 million users. But, these big numbers also open an door of opportunity for you to gather hundreds and thousands of followers if not millions.

You might post best Insta pictures with trending hashtags for reach but if you don’t use best Instagram captions then you’ll miss few % of Instagram followers that you could have got. We’ve listed a number of amazing Instagram captions that will help you get more interactions on your posts in form of likes, comments, and followers.

How to create amazing Instagram captions:

  1. Do keep a data of when, where and why the photo was captured. Know what was happening and what the motive was behind the photograph. And then express yourself in a way that people are able to understand the context behind the photo.
  2. You now probably have the idea as to how you can write the perfect caption, so write it as if you are telling a story but do remember to have a small word limit. Writing good captions will take a considerable amount of time but soon you will master the art of writing captions.

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I often get myself into trouble for not being a hypocrite – @isdeepakrana

Best Instagram Captions:

  • Life goes on, with or without you.
  • 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
  • Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
  • If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
  • Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
  • Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
  • You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
  • Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
  • I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  • Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
  • I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • I like foodies
  • I woke up like this
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  • Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
  • My autobiography is this
  • Last day of class
  • Exhale the bullshit.
  • I got it from my mama.
  • Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  • I woke up like this
  • Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
  • Girl, I have to call you back.
  • Have a seat, we were expecting you.
  • I’ve finally counted.
  • OMG, that’s so cute.
  • Life isn’t perfect..But my Hair is!
  • Walking past a class with your friends in it.
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
  • Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me.
  • When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
  • I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
  • Be a Warrior not a Worrier.
  • Go wild for a while.
  • Rolling with the hommies.
  • When you are downie, eat a brownie.
  • All we have is NOW.
  • We got that Friday feeling.
  • Catch flights not Feelings.
  • Disappointed but not surprised.
  • How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  • Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
  • I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
  • It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

Love Instagram Captions:

  • He made her fall for him with all his sweet poison. the thought of losing her made him a liar.
  • Her memories to him were like flowers in the morning and stars at night.
  • I wish you could have tried holding me instead like you are holding your ego.
  • Relationships and understanding are buried under the concept of self-respect and ego. Digging over it is not at all possible..!!
  • I never took you “I hate you” seriously and you never took my “I love you” seriously. Strange but true.
  • When you know there is nothing, but there is always something.
  • Your mood at night depends on your playlist..!!
  • First time when I saw you, you smiled. When he touched you, you smiled. Both were killing me in its own way.
  • Time is fast when life is easy but now its hard to pass both.
  • If he doesn’t accept you in public, don’t allow him to do anything in private..!!
  • Loving you felt like leaving my apartment and not being able to remember if I locked the door.
  • If tears were ink, I would have written a big novel out of it!!
  • Together, let’s disappear into this night like two shooting stars.
  • Yours is the kind of love, I’ll never wake up from.
  • Like a warrior, my heart was meant to fight battles.
  • We were both blind. You couldn’t see my love. I couldn’t see your indifference.
  • How can something be so distant, so unknown, so damaged and yet so beautiful?
  • I want a second chance at falling in love with you for the first time.
  • “What’s love?” A feeling which either ruins a friendship or makes it stronger.
  • Love became a memory I fear to remember.

Funny Instagram Captions:

  • Friday, my second favorite F word
  • Life isn’t perfect..But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  • When i was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
  • I got back with my Ex…Box 360
  • Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
  • Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
  • You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
  • The moment when she says you’re cute.
  • If we could only turn back time.
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
  • I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
  • I liked memes before they were on Instagram
  • Need an ark? I Noah guy.
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
  • So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
  • Women drivers rev my engine.
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here.
  • Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
  • I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
  • Friday, my second favorite F word.
  • So you’re telling me I have a chance.
  • Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

Flirty Instagram Captions:

  • Do you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass!
  • They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
  • Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?
  • Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?
  • Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Do you live in a corn field, coz I’m stalking you.

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Heart Broken Instagram Captions:

  • What hurts more, Breakup or Betrayal? “Replacement,” a heart cried.
  • If you can change the priorities, Mind it, I very well know the game of “tit for tat.”
  • And now, In every broken piece, we search for our lost peace.
  • So where are you heading? Towards him/her OR Towards the time you both spent.
  • Darling!! ‘Mending of broken pieces’ is in progress. Give it some time.
  • And then, I threw away love from my priority list, as it gave me “options for loving anyone, I want.”
  • Darling!! Don’t be someone’s “Untold story” Or “Poem” It hurts.
  • I don’t remember us. I remember the “Lost” us.
  • Why does love hurt?everyone asks. Why does everyone become heartless? no one asks.
  • You broke me with a heartbreak but, why are you still breaking me with those memories?

Success Instagram Captions:

  • Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
  • Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
  • It always seems impossible until it’s done.
  • Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
  • Be honest.
  • Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.
  • Some Girls want superman but walk past clark kent everyday!
  • Good things come to those who hustle.
  • If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best-friend!
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
  • Be self-starter.
  • If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
  • I didn’t come here to lose.
  • Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

Lit Instagram Captions:

  • Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
  • Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
  • It always seems impossible until it’s done.
  • Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
  • Be honest.
  • Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.
  • Some Girls want superman but walk past clark kent everyday!
  • Good things come to those who hustle.
  • If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best-friend!
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
  • Be self-starter.
  • If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
  • I didn’t come here to lose.
  • Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

Me and Myself Captions:

  • I don’t need your approval to be me.
  • Why chase you, when I am the catch!
  • I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.
  • Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
  • If I were you, I would adore me.
  • Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am Limited Edition.
  • I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!
  • I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
  • I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
  • I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.
  • I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
  • Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!

Best Friend Captions:

  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
  • “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller
  • Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
  • I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
  • Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!
  • She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.
  • Meet my Partner in Crime
  • It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
  • Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
  • Sometimes, being with your bff is all the therapy you need!

Badass Instagram Captions:

  • Sometimes I feel like giving up, but then I remember that there are lots of bastards for proving wrong.
  • I had an angel, a madman and a beast inside me.
  • Unfortunately, I am born too late to discover the earth, while I am an early born for discovering galaxy,
  • I prefer living large and taking charge
  • I like to create a scene sometimes. Well, I am not crazy. I just know how to entertain myself.
  • Everything is shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
  • I don’t look back unless there is a good view.
  • I do good but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not a devil.
  • All I have in this world is my words and my balls. I don’t break either of them for anybody.
  • Three things defining me are
  • Walk a kilometer to avoid a war, but when it gets started, then don’t back down an inch.
  • Move in silence and never let your enemies guess your next move.
  • War is all about old men talking and young men dying.
  • If you seek peace, then always be ready for a war.
  • If someone stands behind you, then protect him. If someone stands beside you, then respect him. If someone stands against you, then defeat him.
  • Not immediately, but definitely I am going to win this war.
  • The rule for a lazy guy: if you can’t reach it, you don’t need it.
  • I never repeat the same mistake twice. I repeat it four or five times.
  • The best way for not giving up your dreams is by continuing sleeping.
  • I care for my six-packs so much that I cover it with a layer of fat.
  • I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson if I accidentally stepped in dog poop.
  • Batman Darknight: Smile, because it confuses people. It’s easier than explaining to people that what is killing you from inside
  • 300: After slaughtering all these men of yours, I’ve got a weird cramp in my thighs. So, kneeling down is not possible.
  • Lucille Ball: I’d rather regret the things I’ve done rather than regret on the things I’ve not done.
  • Gladiator: Failing down is how we grow while staying down is how we die.
  • Clearly, you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a dam for shits.
  • Be a lady with class, a girl with a mind and a bitch with an attitude.
  • I am only responsible for what I convey not for what you understand.
  • My doctor advised me to kill people, not in the same words. He suggested reducing stress in life.
  • You should always avoid being fooled by a kiss, or kissed by a fool.
  • I don’t need someone loving for my good. I need someone loving even after knowing my bad.
  • You will find many smart guys with dumb women, but you will barely find smart women with a dumb guy.
  • A strong woman can’t be loved by a weak man because he won’t know what to do with her.
  • If someone is trying hard for your smile, then it doesn’t always mean that he loves you.
  • Rather than posting your problems on Facebook, better face them.
  • Gratitude to all for wishing my birthday after noticing my name in the upper right corner of their Facebook page.
  • I want to make my name on Facebook “Nobody” so when I see someone post something stupid I can Like It, and it will say “Nobody Likes This”.
  • Thanks for posting another selfie on Facebook. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
  • Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
  • People with multiple personality disorder consider having multiple Facebook accounts.
  • Find what you love and let it kill you.
  • Wars begin in the minds of men.
  • Love cannot save you from your own fate.
  • Trust on to the God and he will show you the right path.
  • A character is who you are when no one is watching.
  • The heart sees what invisible to the eyes.
  • Once you are real you can’t be unreal. It lasts for always.
  • Only you can define yourself
  • We accept the love we think we deserve.

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